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PO, BO

I’ve had this post in my drafts folder for yonks now. Yes, YONKS!  That’s a long time, right… I know. I am lazy and I am sorry.  Hopefully this post won’t stink… (hehe).

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I have always had a bit of a sweat issue.  Let’s cut to the chase – I am a pale redhead, and I am slightly on the cuddly side.  Therefore, I sweat pretty easily.

It is also a genetic thing:  my father, who was not a redhead and was a reasonably fit bloke, would sweat at the thought of sunshine.  True… Continue reading

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Poppy in absentia

Today marks 12 years since my father died. I’ve written about it previously so won’t rehash it all here.

I miss my father and I am sad that he isn’t here to be a Poppy for my children.

But this is the hand I was dealt, and I’m making it work as best I can; having a wonderful wife and two healthy boys is a pretty sweet life :)Continue reading

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Parenthood 2.0

I am a father again! My wife and I, the delightful Mrs Guru, welcomed our second child into the world on Monday 15 March, 2010. We had a second son, and we named him Gus.

This isn’t a recount of the birth adventure (which was timely, standard and quite pleasant this time around, all things considered); I will save that for my other website, which I am still working at updating, though I will cross-post that one when I do write it up.

No, rather than the birth, I wanted to reflect on the unbelievably selfless and… Continue reading

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Twitter chose my soccer team for me

Over the past 48 hours, I conducted a little ‘speriment. I used Twitter to make a decision for me, and I have sworn to abide by its verdict.

You see, I’ve never really been all that big a fan of soccer, or The World Game (SUE ME SBS!) and so have never had a team to follow. In other sports I have teams (Carlton in AFL, Storm in NRL, Brumbies in S14, Vic in everything else) and I like following someone.

Enough. It was time to find a team and jump on board!

A few people… Continue reading

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Procrastinating Pro

I am HOPELESS at just sitting down at the computer and getting stuff done.

I have been trying to get some work done for a couple of hours now, and each time I start to write a few lines, I do the old ALT-TAB and flick across to see what’s making the news, and whether I have any new emails (even though I get a desktop alert if I get an email).

This blog post is an attempt to force myself into writing something – even though it’s not the work that I need to be doing. I… Continue reading

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Jump-start my heart. And by heart I mean blog.

September 1st? As in four and a half months ago? Wow, it has been forever since I actually posted something here. I cannot believe it has been that amount of time. Since I set this lil thang up back in late 2005, I’ve missed the odd month here and there, but never 4 months between content. I mean sure, I posted one of those Downfall clips we all love, but that’s just a YouTube link, innit? No excuses. I need to pull my finger out and make this blog worthwhile to my 4 readers, or else I’m just another git… Continue reading

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Hitler critiques the All-Australian team

Humerous response to the AFL All-Australian team, which never leaves everyone happy.

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Diving right in and working my arse off

A little while ago I was reading an old feature article about the now-axed Tony Martin radio show Get This. In it, Ed Kavalee said of Martin’s influence on him:

“He’s made me learn that there’s no substitute for working your arse off.”

With this as my inspiration, I have pulled my finger out and will now use much more of my ‘spare time’ to write, write, write and do less faffing around.

To assist, I have recently procured a lovely little 13″ Macbook Pro, and my iPhone is capable of tethering, so there is… Continue reading

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Body body everywhere, even twice in a headline

A doozy of a sub-edit FAIL from The Age.

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