May 10 2005
Bizarris Australis
Imagine, if you will…
Following the actions of a minority, the dubbed ‘Bali 9’, the Indonesian Government decide that Australians can no longer be trusted, and all Australians are refused entry into Bali. The QEII and Fair Princess are detained just off Christmas Island, and allegations of Eskies being thrown out (Eskies Overboard) are made public, with the full backing of Susilo Bambang Yidiyhono, who knows that no Australians would ever part willingly with a chilled beverage.
The actions of the “evil and scheming†Bali 9 see all Australians dubbed “illegal inhalers†and a campaign of demonizing ensues, leading SBY to a landslide election victory, much to the disappointment of Mother Mega, who tried to say that its all a bit much. Too little, too late, Megawatt. Your bulb has dimmed and the people of Indonesia have decided that “they decide who holidays in their country, and the circumstances in which they unwindâ€.
All law abiding Australians are vilified and forever tarnished. SBY offers them $2000 a pop to relocate back to their home country, where he knows full well that they’ll be charged exorbitant tax rates and be bullied by a “relaxed and comfortable†government that will quite possibly deport them back to Indonesia anyway.